University of Astoria Students

Freshmen

	Teresa Cantu Major Undecided Teresa has almost always been in trouble, it seems. Raised by a single mother who worked as a dispatcher with the Astoria PD, it seems like she was always getting into trouble. Because her mother was one of theirs, however, the local cops tried to avoid putting her through the system for her behavior, and several of them sort of took her under their wing, particularly Cliff Jelo, who became something of a father figure for the girl. As a result, Teresa ended up spending lots of time at the Jelo residence. She's now in university, but old habits die hard, and she's managed to fall in with some folks who tend towards a slightly more troublesome outlook on life, including one Thomas Craig. She is fascinated with Thomas's stories about his rowdy days in LA as a kid, and sometimes pushes for demonstrations over stories. • Ep 101: Teresa texted Thomas while he was investigating the UofA Athletic Center with Warner, insisting that he come to the Crossroads. When he arrived, she proceeded to swoon over Jace all night, despairing in his eventual interest in Aedia Randall and her sorority sisters. Common Locations: University of Astoria (Bendall Dormitory, Room 207; Student Center, Library, Main Quad), Warner's Loft, the Crossroads
	Danny Marin Programming Major. Baseball. Quiet but fiercely competitive, Danny stands out most places he goes without meaning to (indeed, it seems to discomfit him). He and Jerome Tate are best friends, roommates in Kayman Hall, and seem to complement one another well. Though he's a natural hand at baseball, the thing he truly loves is programming - unfortunately, his math and other academic skills aren't nearly the equal of his athletics skills, so he has to work pretty hard at it. • Ep 101: Danny was hanging out with the crew at Warner's Loft the night before school began. He accompanied Thomas and Warner to investigate whatever it was that Thomas spotted. When they decided to break in, however, he headed off to his dorm. Common Locations: University of Astoria (Kayman Dormitory Hall; Student Center, Innis Hall, Athletics Center), Warner's Loft
	Renee McDonnall Anthropology and English (double majored) When Henry first arrived at the university, he couldn't help but notice the slight girl trying to push her way past a pair of cocky assholes who were "just asking her questions" in the parking lot. True to his nature, Henry convinced those assholes to find their entertainment elsewhere, or to introduce them to his favorite form of (very violent) entertainment. Since then, Renee has sort of attached herself to Henry, who calls her "Snips," a Star Wars in-joke that she finds delightful. Though the young woman is obviously bright (a fact that anyone can obviously see) and has some degree of talent for the field of anthropology, her shy and very back-of-the-class personality seems to hold her back, despite Dr. Litchfield's encouragement. Common Locations: University of Astoria (Reyes Dormitory Hall; Student Center, esp the UofA Queer Resource Center, Library, Towler Hall, Richmond Science Center), Kaffe
	Jerome Tate Music Production Jerome is a fairly shy freshman from Ohio, and quite far away from family. Though he's definitely shy, he tries to mask that with good-natured jests, jokes and witty sarcasm (which only sometimes falls flat). He's got an active social media life, only a small part of which is based around his music production studies. Currently, he'd like to do music for video games. He and Danny Marin are best friends, and dorm-mates in Kayman Hall. • Ep 101: Jerome was in Warner's Loft the night before school began. He elected not to accompany them out to investigate, however, choosing to remain behind. He enjoyed the "post freak out" breakfast that Warner cooked, and then headed back to his dorm, still not sure what happened that night (other than the fact that he was definitely to act as an alibi, if it became necessary). Common Locations: University of Astoria (Kayman Dormitory Hall; Student Center, Adler Hall), Warner's Loft

Sophomores

	Carlie Banks Anthropology Major, Journalism Minor (Sophomore); Waitress at the Wet Dog Cafe A young woman who has clearly seen a lot of strange things, Carlie has something of a meek, sensitive demeanor. She's well-liked at the Wet Dog, however, and considers it something of a second home. She attends the University of Astoria, like her housemate Elizabeth. Though she was originally a journalism major when the school was Clatsop Community College, she has since switched her major to Anthropology. Common Locations: Her house in City Center (shared with Elizabeth Chien and two others), University of Astoria (Richmond Science Center, Columbia Hall), Wet Dog Cafe
	Harris Clayton Mathematics Major A math major, Harris is a notably bright student. He's got a reputation as someone who's a bit stuck-up; Harris tends to keep to himself a lot, focusing on his studies when he's not working out in the gym (though he doesn't play any formal sports) or doing free-running. Common Locations: University of Astoria (Redhawk Dormitory Hall; Innis Hall, Athletics Center, Library)
	Sandy Roberts Sociology Major Sandy grew up in Yakima WA and comes from good solid redneck stock. As a kid, she found a show called Will & Grace, that she found hilarious. She is convinced that gay men are universally smart and funny and wished she had some gay friends of her own. She was always sad that there weren't any in her town (or so she thought), and was thrilled when she was able to get in to Astoria University. While she may be horribly ignorant, she is incredibly open and fascinated by gay culture. She is sometimes sad that she is not gay herself. She has been heard telling her friends she would consider being gay, if she "didn't like cock so much". She is an enthusiastic supporter of the GSA and has been known to shake her ass to the music when she gets the chance Common Locations: University of Astoria (Garza Dormitory Hall; Kant Hall, Student Center, esp the UofA Queer Resource Center, Library), Crossroads
	Zane Connley Literature Major (Sophomore); member of GSA An intelligent young man who does occasional drag in Portland (and on the rare "drag night" at the Crossroads) as "Edie Couture", Zane's presentation have become less shy and more flamboyant the longer he's been away from his small Washington hometown. • Ep 101: Zane had some pretty damning things to say about the ATO frat, warning someone else at the GSA meeting that they were "homophobic assholes," some of whom had chased him and thrown things at him last year after he'd performed in drag at the Crossroads. Common Locations: University of Astoria (Kayman Dormitory Hall; Student Center, esp the UofA Queer Resource Center, Towler Hall, Adler Hall), the Crossroads, Kaffe

Juniors

	Elizabeth Chien Marine Biology (Junior); Waitress at the Wet Dog Cafe Elizabeth waits tables part-time; she spends the most of the rest of her time studying marine biology at the University of Astoria. Though she definitely wants something better out of life for herself, she considers herself well-rounded, working, learning and even keeping in decent shape with a couple of kung-fu and tai chi classes at the Chinese Community Center. Common Locations: Her house in City Center (shared with Carlie Banks and two others), University of Astoria (MERTS, Richmond Science Center), Astoria Chinese Community Center, Wet Dog Cafe
	Linda Dennison Biology Major (Junior) Sweet natured and quite pretty, Linda is a biology major who is thinking about changing her major to sociology. She is active in the GSA as well. She is a member of the Cross Country team. Common Locations: University of Astoria (Reyes Dormitory Hall; Richmond Science Center, Student Center, esp. the UofA Queer Resource Center), Kaffe
	Perla Ramirez President of the GSA; Sociology Major (Junior) An intelligent young woman concerned with issues of social justice and LGBTQ activism. She maintains a fairly well-read blog on the topics of queer social justice in universities and among young adults. • Ep 101: Perla helped to facilitate the first GSA meeting of the year, as its new president. Common Locations: University of Astoria (Sanders Dormitory Hall; Kant Hall, Student Center, esp. the UofA Queer Resource Center, Library)